In 1993, the Search for Extra Terrestrial Intelligence Project receives a transmission detailing an alien DNA structure, along with instructions on how to splice it with human DNA. The result is Sil, a sensual but deadly creature who can change from a beautiful woman to an armour-plated killing machine in the blink of an eye.

So here we come again, this cult classic in HD. This time, Italian soft-core maestro Tinto Brass doesn’t even try to masquerade his opus as a political drama or social criticism. A young country girl (Debora Caprioglio) comes to town and works in a brothel in order to help her fiance get the money to start his own business. “Paprika” is the name given to her by the madam

There have been many adaptations of Shakespeare plays over the last decade or so, most of them aimed squarely at younger viewers. You know the drill: The director picks out rocking, hip tunes to spice up the soundtrack and some hot, young stars to broadly interpret the Bard’s work.

Wacky private eyes Sam and Roscco travel to Scotland where they are recruited by a shady woman to investigate the death of her uncle who may have been murdered and her family members are part of the conspiracy. Well, you knew it was bound to happen.

This flick is about a couple of bimbos with a capital B (or should I say, a capital D? My god, I’ve been watching too much of this flick) who try to save the traffic school of “aunt Velma”. We never get to see this woman, but I bet good money that she’s a 50-year-old fake blonde chain smoker with a make-your-own-implants-kit.