Art imitating art is the basis of this demonic tale of a group of invited guests who are granted a free lunch in the form of a screening of a horror film that brings naturalism to life. Baited and penned in, this walled-in feeling quickly turns to screams and fear as those who are dead lust after the flesh

One of the smash hits of seventies Manhattan hardcore, Anyone But My Husband established the kink queen reputation of its star, C.J. Laing. C.J. plays a wife out for sexual adventures behind cheating hubby R. Bolla’s back. Her experiences include being strung up and whipped, leaving nice big marks.

While taking a shower, Kate Miller, a middle-aged, sexually frustrated New York housewife, has a rape fantasy while her husband stands at the sink shaving. Later that day, after complaining to her psychiatrist Dr. Robert Elliott about her husband’s pathetic performance in bed,

Lucy is a student working on a number of jobs. She’s a waitress, she works in an office and she’s involved with a science experiment at her university too. She’s not co-operating with her housemates though and the rent is overdue. When she sees an ad in the paper she applies for it.

Directed by the New Zealand king of low-budget gore – Peter Jackson, who also takes the starring role in his debut film as ‘Derek’, the leader of the alien prevention group ‘Alien Investigation and Defence Service’ – A.I.D.S(!), who are called into action when a group of aliens land on earth

This flick is about a couple of bimbos with a capital B (or should I say, a capital D? My god, I’ve been watching too much of this flick) who try to save the traffic school of “aunt Velma”. We never get to see this woman, but I bet good money that she’s a 50-year-old fake blonde chain smoker with a make-your-own-implants-kit.

Okay, Lamberto Bava isn’t anywhere near as talented as his father Mario. Let’s just accept that and move on. ‘A Blade In The Dark’ is a surprisingly entertaining giallo that is equal parts Argento and Hitchcock, though obviously not as accomplished as either at their best. If I specify which Hitchcock it is heavily inspired by it’ll give the whole game away, so I won’t

Steamed clams, anyone? Picture a pretty young virgin spread-eagled over your car’s over-heated radiator. The radiator cap is removed, the engine revved, and boiling hot steam belches out of it creating one percolating pussy!

The late great Chuck Vincent concocted a wide variety of superior hardcore sex comedies, the likes of which tend to divide critics between those who can appreciate the addition of a certain wit and elegance to standard sexual set-ups and those who find that these same additions only detract from what porn’s supposed to be all about in the first place.

A trio of atmospheric horror tales about: A woman terrorized in her apartment by phone calls from an escaped prisoner from her past; a Russian count in the early 1800s who stumbles upon a family in the countryside trying to destroy a particularly vicious line of vampires;